Chinese Call Centre

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
me.. Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what’s this urgent matter
about?
Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn’t
an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for
this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Ree ..
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh …..God…. …
From –
Good Wan!

Jokes of the day

DHOL DHAMAKAY KI AWAZ
Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.
Ali: Khan g kia hua.
Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy
Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy
Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!


EK PATHAN SAHAB APNE DOST KAY PAS
ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han.
dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q .
to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka bad bacha hoa ha ,
to dost kahta ha ka ya tu khusi ki bat ha apko to pora deba lana tha methai ka,
to khan sahab khata ha yara hama is bat ka apfos ha ka hmra 20 year ka bad bacha hoa wo bhi chota sa.