So so Cute

I have lots of problems………….must read…….

An Asian and American were sitting in a park……….

Asian:”I have lots of problems”

American:” Yes bro…I too have lots of problems……
I married a widow with a daughter.My father married that daughter,So my father become my son in law , my daughter become my step mother and my wife become my grand mother.problems become worse when i had a son.My son is my mothers brother and my uncle.It become more worsen when my father had a son.Now my fathers son i.e. my brother is my grand son…So i become my own grand father and grand son………….Oh my god………..
Okk leave it…….U were telling that u also have some problem……………………..
Asian:(jaw opened)……no man…….no problem…………..

Ten DIFFERENT ways to Propose a Girl

. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back “You’re under arrest!”
For what? “For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. Are your legs tired?
Girl: Why?
Because you have been running through my mind all day!

4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost muself in your eyes.
6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.
She would say, “What are you doing?”
Respond: “Oh just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.”
7. Pick up a flower and walk tover to girl.
“I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.”
8. Is it hot in here or is it you?
9.Walk up to a guy and say: “Are you from Greece?”
“No” he answers.
“Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece”
10. GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ……….. PRETTY WOMEN