Jokes of the Day

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“Each night when I go to sleep I die, and next morning when I wake up I am reborn again”
– M K Gandhi
“Each night when I go to sleep I am reborn and next morning when I wake up I am dead again”
– Software Engineer

Another version of the similar thought
early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise
— anonymous
early to office late to home makes a man wealthy wealthy and wealthy
— s/w engineer